A. my entire pregnant self, and
B. my pregnant self with Straton.
There is really only two words I can say to explain why I haven't done so.
Yes. It's taking over my body like no.other. Let me just say, I had cankles to begin with (I'll resist the temptation of telling you all which one of my parents I get that from. She already knows), but I now have uber cankles, and no definition of a calf muscle even existing.
You know that feeling you get when you've worn your hair up in a ponytail much too tight all day long, and when you finally take it out, your scalp just aches with fury?! Similar feeling I get when I take my socks off at night. I even have a ring around my cankle from the elastic.
Going weeks without shaving my legs + cankles = the